Monday, April 28, 2008

Mr. Jazzman, buy me a ring!

You've all heard it before...the old story of nanny meets piano teacher/jazz musician. Hidden glances, secret kisses, and closet full of an indie-jazz CD that got great reviews but no one has heard of. Bien sur, love blossomed between the lyrically-talented nanny (me) and the possibly more talented composer/guitarist (him). And whilst happily giving up all opportunities to marry an investment banker...it seems I must take matters into my own hands if there is ever to be a diamond ring in my future and inspire you to invest in Some Wonderful Moment of your own. Naturally, all proceeds will go into the Engagement Ring Fund. And my promise to you is a CD that will show off your extremely good taste in music and a union that will make this world a better place (along with an engagement that will allow the bride's friends and family to take a subtle sigh of relief).

What to do next...

-Take a look
-Take a listen
-Buy the cd (multiple copies encouraged)
-Vote on the ring you love most
-Leave a message of support, love or disapproval

Mr. Jazzman
(to the tune of Mr. Sandman)

Mr Jazzman, buy me a ring
make it the brightest that Ive ever seen
Give it a diamond that means forever
Then tell me that my single days are over

Jazzman, Im so in love
you're the one I always dreamed of
Please..lets start to share our lives
Mr Jazzman, make me your wife

Mr Jazzman, sell some cds
More than a few if you know what I mean
Downbeat Mag liked it and Jazztimes too
Your mom told me the big thing is you..

Jazzman, buy me a ring
and this will be the last song I sing
Come, lets spread your music dreams
Mr Jazzman buy me a ring
Mr Jazzmanny, Im just a nanny
between us both, we dont have much money
Our closet's full of your great cds
those lucky listeners will beee so pleased

Jazzman
uh, yess...
buy me a ring
You're the cutest that I've ever seen
we face our problems and then they're over
you're my very best friend and lover

Mr Jazzman, someone to wed
you are the one I want in my bed
So please go on and buy a ring
Mr Jazzman, buy me
please please please Mr Jazzmannnn
buy me aaa ring...........
(with the help of friends, family and generous jazz-loving strangers)

2 comments:

Kendall said...

Sommer, you dork. How is your e-ring supposed to be a surprise now? Oh, btw, next weekend I'm having a bake sale so I can get new tires for my car ;)

I'm getting a CD......

Karyn said...
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