Wednesday, June 4, 2008

"We've got Sommer on the line..."

Blog Experiment Current Standings
Number of CDs sold via Blog: 24
Number of CDs sold by means of blackmail: 2
Level of BlogCreator's Satisfaction: Below average
Level of Buyer's Satisfaction: Unknown
Number of Comments inspired by first post: 1 (thanks, kendall)
Number of times asked if Jason knows about Blog: 7
Number of (inaccurate) congratulatory text messages regarding engagement: 4
Number of times asked if we were poor: 1
Number of times accidentally lit scarf on fire while cooking thus considering changing The Engagement Fund to The Plastic Surgery Fund: 1

This, That and a little Scat
Well, I made my first appearance on Chicago Radio (thanks, Eric and Kathy 101.9 fm). Unfortunately it wasn't in regards to my fundraising efforts, but to comment on the pros and cons of scooting and car-sharing in Chicago. (when i became a person that calls in to morning radio...I do not know) Anyhow, as a Vespa owner and member of I-Go Car Share- I had a lot to say. The adventures of life on a scooter are infinite. The car-sharing program isnt too bad neither, although it is sometimes like sharing a car with your irresponsible smelly little brother. There didnt seem to be an appropriate opportunity time to bring up Mr.Jazzman- but I do feel Ive somehow got my foot in the media door!

And for all you Jazz Enthusiasts, you've heard correctly! Jason IS working on some new material as a follow-up to Some Wonderful Moment. (So, please, please buy the cd currently on sale, before they start multiplying!)

Monday, April 28, 2008

Mr. Jazzman, buy me a ring!

You've all heard it before...the old story of nanny meets piano teacher/jazz musician. Hidden glances, secret kisses, and closet full of an indie-jazz CD that got great reviews but no one has heard of. Bien sur, love blossomed between the lyrically-talented nanny (me) and the possibly more talented composer/guitarist (him). And whilst happily giving up all opportunities to marry an investment banker...it seems I must take matters into my own hands if there is ever to be a diamond ring in my future and inspire you to invest in Some Wonderful Moment of your own. Naturally, all proceeds will go into the Engagement Ring Fund. And my promise to you is a CD that will show off your extremely good taste in music and a union that will make this world a better place (along with an engagement that will allow the bride's friends and family to take a subtle sigh of relief).

What to do next...

-Take a look
-Take a listen
-Buy the cd (multiple copies encouraged)
-Vote on the ring you love most
-Leave a message of support, love or disapproval

Mr. Jazzman
(to the tune of Mr. Sandman)

Mr Jazzman, buy me a ring
make it the brightest that Ive ever seen
Give it a diamond that means forever
Then tell me that my single days are over

Jazzman, Im so in love
you're the one I always dreamed of
Please..lets start to share our lives
Mr Jazzman, make me your wife

Mr Jazzman, sell some cds
More than a few if you know what I mean
Downbeat Mag liked it and Jazztimes too
Your mom told me the big thing is you..

Jazzman, buy me a ring
and this will be the last song I sing
Come, lets spread your music dreams
Mr Jazzman buy me a ring
Mr Jazzmanny, Im just a nanny
between us both, we dont have much money
Our closet's full of your great cds
those lucky listeners will beee so pleased

Jazzman
uh, yess...
buy me a ring
You're the cutest that I've ever seen
we face our problems and then they're over
you're my very best friend and lover

Mr Jazzman, someone to wed
you are the one I want in my bed
So please go on and buy a ring
Mr Jazzman, buy me
please please please Mr Jazzmannnn
buy me aaa ring...........
(with the help of friends, family and generous jazz-loving strangers)